1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,970 I'm sorry, but your flight's been cancelled. 2 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:06,111 No. 3 00:00:06,180 --> 00:00:07,881 Yes. No. 4 00:00:07,953 --> 00:00:09,253 Yes. No! 5 00:00:09,324 --> 00:00:14,161 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 6 00:00:14,239 --> 00:00:16,874 This has been the worst day of my live. 7 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:19,849 I miss my flight and now this one's cancelled, 8 00:00:19,923 --> 00:00:21,557 So I'm stuck here all weekend 9 00:00:21,629 --> 00:00:23,096 And I spent all my money 10 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:24,901 On buying souvenir key chains for my friends. 11 00:00:24,972 --> 00:00:27,174 Look at this. 12 00:00:28,248 --> 00:00:30,283 There's more. 13 00:00:36,975 --> 00:00:39,310 Hi. I'm maddie. 14 00:00:40,252 --> 00:00:42,120 Hi, maddie. I'm raven. 15 00:00:42,191 --> 00:00:43,458 Hey, do you have any long-lasting gum? 16 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:44,996 Because I can't afford dinner. 17 00:00:45,067 --> 00:00:47,835 Um, oh, well, this one kind of has a meaty undertone 18 00:00:47,909 --> 00:00:49,710 With a minty aftertaste. 19 00:00:49,781 --> 00:00:51,349 Thanks. Hey, hey. 20 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,753 Have a key chain. 21 00:00:52,824 --> 00:00:54,158 Oh. 22 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,163 Thanks, friend. 23 00:00:57,438 --> 00:00:59,406 Hey, is that a donna cabana top? 24 00:00:59,478 --> 00:01:00,978 Yeah. I work for her. 25 00:01:01,049 --> 00:01:02,449 I love her. 26 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:03,555 Is she like the greatest boss ever? 27 00:01:03,624 --> 00:01:07,494 Oh. Well, you know how bosses can be. 28 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:09,170 I can't believe you lost the money 29 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,842 We were going to use for mom's birthday present. 30 00:01:11,916 --> 00:01:12,783 So we're broke. 31 00:01:12,852 --> 00:01:14,787 Mom likes homemade stuff. 32 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:18,228 I'm sure between the two of us, we can think of something. 33 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:24,582 Don't hurt yourself. 34 00:01:26,026 --> 00:01:27,693 I'll come up with something. 35 00:01:27,765 --> 00:01:28,865 Hey, guys. 36 00:01:28,935 --> 00:01:30,068 Hey, raven. 37 00:01:30,139 --> 00:01:32,073 Aren't you supposed to be back in san francisco? 38 00:01:32,145 --> 00:01:34,380 Yeah. That's what I thought but the airplane didn't think so. 39 00:01:34,452 --> 00:01:35,586 Great. 40 00:01:35,656 --> 00:01:37,356 You'll be here for our mom's surprise party. 41 00:01:37,428 --> 00:01:38,428 She's turning-- 42 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,966 Old. 43 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,074 Oh, I love surprises. 44 00:01:44,985 --> 00:01:46,519 Ready or not, here I come! 45 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:47,323 And 2! 46 00:01:47,392 --> 00:01:48,526 [screaming] 47 00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:51,267 [gasps] 48 00:01:51,338 --> 00:01:53,138 Mmm. 49 00:01:56,419 --> 00:01:58,220 Hey, raven, you ok? 50 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,459 You had this weird look on your face. 51 00:01:59,529 --> 00:02:00,696 No, I didn't. 52 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:01,700 Yes, you did. 53 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,671 You were doing this. 54 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:11,024 I have never made that face before in my life. 55 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,835 Something's wrong. 56 00:02:13,907 --> 00:02:15,875 Ok. Look, I don't know how to tell you this. 57 00:02:15,946 --> 00:02:18,314 But...Ok, I had this feeling 58 00:02:18,387 --> 00:02:22,490 That one of you is going to be in trouble. 59 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:26,270 Well, trouble for us isn't exactly breaking news. 60 00:02:27,449 --> 00:02:31,151 Well, if you hear a bell or a sneeze... 61 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,094 You should run. 62 00:02:34,169 --> 00:02:36,771 Why are you looking at me? 63 00:02:37,646 --> 00:02:39,047 Do you wear sweater vests? 64 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,952 No. 65 00:02:42,194 --> 00:02:44,095 Well, nice knowing you, cody. 66 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:52,418 ♪ here I am in your life ♪ 67 00:02:52,492 --> 00:02:54,593 ♪ here you are in mine ♪ 68 00:02:54,665 --> 00:02:56,933 ♪ yes, we have a suite life ♪ 69 00:02:57,006 --> 00:02:59,007 ♪ most of the time ♪ 70 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,214 ♪ you and me, we got the world to see ♪ 71 00:03:01,286 --> 00:03:03,620 ♪ so come on down ♪ 72 00:03:03,693 --> 00:03:05,928 ♪ just me and you know what to do ♪ 73 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,402 ♪ so come on down ♪ 74 00:03:08,474 --> 00:03:10,809 ♪ it's you and me and me and you ♪ 75 00:03:10,882 --> 00:03:13,150 ♪ we got the whole place to ourselves ♪ 76 00:03:13,222 --> 00:03:15,357 ♪ you and me, we got it all for free ♪ 77 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:18,265 ♪ so come on down ♪ 78 00:03:18,339 --> 00:03:20,740 ♪ this is the suite life ♪ 79 00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:24,953 ♪ we've got a suite life ♪ 80 00:03:25,026 --> 00:03:27,861 Captioning made possible by abc cable networks group 81 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:32,779 Oh, those are great. 82 00:03:32,850 --> 00:03:34,384 Did you draw those? 83 00:03:34,454 --> 00:03:35,321 Actually, yes, I did. 84 00:03:35,391 --> 00:03:36,424 It's my job. 85 00:03:36,494 --> 00:03:37,427 Working girls. 86 00:03:37,497 --> 00:03:38,430 Oh! 87 00:03:38,501 --> 00:03:40,535 Whoo! Whoo! 88 00:03:40,607 --> 00:03:42,241 Let's take pictures by the candy counter. 89 00:03:42,311 --> 00:03:43,845 Hey, maddie. 90 00:03:45,154 --> 00:03:47,855 Thanks for taking ivana to pilates. 91 00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:49,797 No problem. 92 00:03:49,868 --> 00:03:52,770 Her trainer says she needs some more work on her upper body. 93 00:03:52,844 --> 00:03:54,978 Oh, by the way, london, this is my friend raven. 94 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:56,952 Hi! Hi! Hi! London tipton. 95 00:03:57,024 --> 00:03:58,424 How are you? Nice to meet you. 96 00:03:58,495 --> 00:04:00,062 How you doing? Oh, my goodness. 97 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:01,734 You look exactly like yourself. 98 00:04:01,805 --> 00:04:03,639 Funny story. I have to tell you that-- 99 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,913 Nice to meet you. I'm done. I'm done. 100 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,601 We're friends. 101 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:16,145 That was cute. 102 00:04:16,216 --> 00:04:17,150 Cut them out. 103 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:18,853 We're right here. 104 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,592 What's with the pictures? 105 00:04:20,663 --> 00:04:23,465 I'm doing a photo spread for young heiress magazine. 106 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:25,139 Tomorrow, they're going to shoot what I wear 107 00:04:25,211 --> 00:04:27,479 While I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to wear. 108 00:04:27,551 --> 00:04:29,618 Ha ha ha ha! 109 00:04:29,691 --> 00:04:30,825 Thanks again for taking ivana. 110 00:04:30,894 --> 00:04:32,929 I owe you big time. Tootles. 111 00:04:36,712 --> 00:04:39,380 You couba letta tipta? 112 00:04:39,454 --> 00:04:40,621 Are you kidding? 113 00:04:40,692 --> 00:04:42,125 We're like sisters. 114 00:04:42,196 --> 00:04:43,930 Except she's rich, famous, 115 00:04:44,002 --> 00:04:46,704 And she thinks algebra is a greek island. 116 00:04:46,776 --> 00:04:49,411 Well, it's ok because my boss loves her. 117 00:04:49,485 --> 00:04:51,987 London always wears donna cabana's designs 118 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,393 And gets in the magazines. 119 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:56,766 Hey, what if london wore one of your designs? 120 00:04:56,841 --> 00:04:59,676 Oh, my goodness. You could do that? 121 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:02,321 She would if I asked her. 122 00:05:02,392 --> 00:05:03,625 She thinks very highly of my opinion. 123 00:05:03,696 --> 00:05:05,063 Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness! 124 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:06,333 Maddie, thank you so much! 125 00:05:06,404 --> 00:05:07,737 You don't even know. 126 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:11,110 I could get promoted from intern to executive intern. 127 00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:13,253 Girl, I could get my own pencil. 128 00:05:13,326 --> 00:05:14,993 Mechanical. 129 00:05:19,177 --> 00:05:20,911 Hey, mom. 130 00:05:20,982 --> 00:05:21,781 What are you cooking? 131 00:05:21,851 --> 00:05:23,151 Is that oatmeal? 132 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:24,422 'cause I hear it helps people 133 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:27,962 Over a certain age stay regular. 134 00:05:29,274 --> 00:05:32,510 I'll have you know I'm nowhere near a certain age. 135 00:05:32,585 --> 00:05:34,886 In fact, some people consider me to be quite young. 136 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:38,127 Yeah. People who are quite old. 137 00:05:38,201 --> 00:05:41,704 Mom says have kids. They're a joy. 138 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:43,080 Yeah, right. 139 00:05:44,622 --> 00:05:47,123 Hey, zach. Do you believe in premonitions? 140 00:05:47,196 --> 00:05:51,066 Nah. I don't believe in any word that I don't understand. 141 00:05:51,141 --> 00:05:54,177 Well, it's just freaky how raven seems to know 142 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:55,819 About things before they happen. 143 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,390 What are you worrying about? 144 00:05:57,461 --> 00:05:59,929 Raven said some crazy stuff about being careful 145 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:02,203 If you hear bells and sneezing. 146 00:06:02,275 --> 00:06:06,278 Ooh, just watch out for reindeer with hay fever. 147 00:06:09,531 --> 00:06:10,998 I'm not old. 148 00:06:11,069 --> 00:06:13,003 I'm still young. 149 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:16,280 Achoo! 150 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:17,652 [ding] 151 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,227 Oh, snap! 152 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:21,532 Hurry! Watch out. 153 00:06:25,146 --> 00:06:27,481 Wow. That was a close one. 154 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,154 Cody, are you ok? 155 00:06:30,295 --> 00:06:31,528 Yeah. Yeah. 156 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,233 I'm all right, 157 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:36,473 But my life just flashed before my eyes. 158 00:06:37,585 --> 00:06:41,254 Boy, I spend a lot of time in the library. 159 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:48,845 London, every time I come in your closet, I get lost. 160 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:50,486 Here. Take a map. 161 00:06:50,557 --> 00:06:51,991 Wow. 162 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:54,330 I got to check out hat world. 163 00:06:54,402 --> 00:06:56,536 How do I look? 164 00:06:56,609 --> 00:06:58,343 Well, I like the top. 165 00:06:58,415 --> 00:06:59,348 Not you. 166 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,085 I'm talking to the mirror. 167 00:07:01,157 --> 00:07:02,157 Mirror: Two words. 168 00:07:02,227 --> 00:07:04,128 Gor-geous. 169 00:07:05,269 --> 00:07:07,003 Did your mirror just talk? 170 00:07:07,075 --> 00:07:08,208 Yep. 171 00:07:08,278 --> 00:07:10,313 It's something that daddy's scientists came up with. 172 00:07:10,385 --> 00:07:12,353 Now not only can I see how good I look, 173 00:07:12,425 --> 00:07:13,825 I can hear about it, too. 174 00:07:13,896 --> 00:07:15,330 Yay, mirror! 175 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,268 Ooh! Ooh! Let me try. 176 00:07:18,409 --> 00:07:20,344 So, how do I look? 177 00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:21,983 Mirror: Ha! 178 00:07:23,091 --> 00:07:26,393 Maddie, can you move before it cracks? 179 00:07:26,468 --> 00:07:27,601 You know, london. 180 00:07:27,672 --> 00:07:29,539 The mirror's right. 181 00:07:29,611 --> 00:07:31,112 You do look fabulous. 182 00:07:31,182 --> 00:07:33,617 But you know what would even look better on you? 183 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:34,990 This. 184 00:07:35,061 --> 00:07:36,895 My friend raven baxter designed it. 185 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,768 Never heard of her. 186 00:07:41,815 --> 00:07:43,082 Do you like the design? 187 00:07:43,153 --> 00:07:44,253 Mirror: Three words. 188 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:46,924 Hi-de-ous. 189 00:07:46,998 --> 00:07:48,765 Shut your... 190 00:07:48,837 --> 00:07:51,272 Whatever. 191 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:52,912 London, please do me this favor? 192 00:07:52,982 --> 00:07:54,650 I told raven you'd wear it. 193 00:07:54,721 --> 00:07:56,122 Well, untell her. 194 00:07:56,193 --> 00:07:59,028 Look, I am a somebody who wears things made by other somebodys. 195 00:07:59,101 --> 00:08:00,168 Fine. 196 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,338 Your loss. 197 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:05,016 Wrong way. 198 00:08:05,086 --> 00:08:07,221 You're headed towards sandal land. 199 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:16,181 Aah! 200 00:08:16,255 --> 00:08:17,922 Boy, that was close. 201 00:08:17,993 --> 00:08:20,327 I barely made it into the hotel alive. 202 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,035 Norman, good to see you. 203 00:08:25,984 --> 00:08:27,818 This proves that raven was right. 204 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,926 I heard three sneezes and then the ice cream truck bell. 205 00:08:30,999 --> 00:08:34,769 Next thing I knew, I was almost flattened. 206 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,649 First of all, 207 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,957 I was the one who sneezed just to freak you out. 208 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:43,033 Thanks. 209 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:44,203 It worked. 210 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,708 Wait a minute. 211 00:08:45,778 --> 00:08:47,846 I'm having a vision. 212 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,635 It's someone taking your five bucks you left on the dresser. 213 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,742 Who? 214 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:58,179 Me! 215 00:09:09,786 --> 00:09:11,420 Sorry. Ahem. 216 00:09:11,490 --> 00:09:12,891 You two are very cute together. 217 00:09:12,961 --> 00:09:14,128 Here. 218 00:09:15,537 --> 00:09:16,837 Cheaper than a ring. 219 00:09:18,078 --> 00:09:20,813 Arwin, arwin! 220 00:09:20,886 --> 00:09:23,388 Why are you hauling junk through my lobby? 221 00:09:23,461 --> 00:09:25,528 No, no, no. It's not junk. It... 222 00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:30,409 It's carey's birthday present. 223 00:09:31,486 --> 00:09:32,385 Well, it will be when I put it together. 224 00:09:32,455 --> 00:09:33,489 Don't tell her what it is. 225 00:09:33,558 --> 00:09:36,527 I wouldn't be able to if I tried. 226 00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:39,839 What sort of present is going to-- 227 00:09:39,911 --> 00:09:41,145 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 228 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:43,550 Keep it on the down low. 229 00:09:43,623 --> 00:09:44,656 Yes, but, arwin-- shh. 230 00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:46,059 Arwin-- shh. 231 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,898 Aah! 232 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,709 Look out! Carey's birthday present coming through! 233 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,566 ♪ your body may be saggin' ♪ 234 00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:01,372 ♪ but we can still be braggin' ♪ 235 00:10:01,444 --> 00:10:02,978 ♪ you need to make no drama ♪ 236 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:05,217 ♪ you're still the coolest mama ♪ 237 00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:07,224 ♪ so eat some cake and rock out ♪ 238 00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:09,230 ♪ we want to hear you all shout ♪ 239 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:13,137 ♪ have a very, very happy birthday, mom ♪ 240 00:10:15,989 --> 00:10:18,690 So, you think mom will like her birthday present? 241 00:10:18,764 --> 00:10:21,165 You boys are broke, aren't you? 242 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:24,274 Oh, good news, little blonde peoples! 243 00:10:24,348 --> 00:10:27,717 I talked to my uncle into lending us his smack a skunk game. 244 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,629 Yes! Now we got a party. 245 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,602 Yes. Nothing says happy birthday 246 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,975 Like a mallet and a plastic skunk. 247 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:36,181 Hey, guys. 248 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:38,452 I'm here to help decorate for carey's party. 249 00:10:38,525 --> 00:10:39,491 Check this out. 250 00:10:39,561 --> 00:10:41,662 Huh? Uhh... 251 00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:44,604 Uhh...O-o-off me! 252 00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:49,188 Huh? Huh? 253 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,891 Static electricity. 254 00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:52,530 Static electricity. 255 00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:53,768 Heh heh! Isn't it cool? 256 00:10:53,839 --> 00:10:54,872 Achoo! 257 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,142 A sneeze! 258 00:10:56,213 --> 00:10:57,113 Calm down. 259 00:10:57,182 --> 00:10:58,616 It was just a sneeze. 260 00:10:58,687 --> 00:10:59,787 No one heard any bells. 261 00:10:59,857 --> 00:11:01,824 [cell phone rings] 262 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:05,466 Oh! 263 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,008 Ok. 264 00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:08,179 That was creepy. 265 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,785 That's it! I'm out of here! 266 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:12,458 Wait. Wait. You can't! 267 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:15,198 Mom's gift is us dancing together. 268 00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:16,971 You want to ruin her birthday? 269 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,710 Achoo! [cell phone rings] 270 00:11:18,782 --> 00:11:19,949 Yes! 271 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,276 Here it is. 272 00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:31,649 I told you it was northwest. 273 00:11:31,722 --> 00:11:33,056 Oh, please. 274 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,061 Because of you, we almost ended up in scarf city. 275 00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:38,906 Where's derra terbatelli? 276 00:11:38,978 --> 00:11:40,011 I put it over here. 277 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,215 Ok. All I have to do 278 00:11:42,288 --> 00:11:44,923 Is switch this label 279 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:48,665 And put it on raven's dress. 280 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,308 Why doesn't she like miss raven's dress? 281 00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:51,445 It's beautiful. 282 00:11:51,516 --> 00:11:52,449 Because I like it, 283 00:11:52,519 --> 00:11:54,854 And london is being a fashion snob. 284 00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:56,861 Are you sure miss london is not here? 285 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,832 Yeah. She went shopping... 286 00:11:57,902 --> 00:11:59,002 Well, she could be back any minute. 287 00:11:59,072 --> 00:12:01,707 Shopping in paris. We're fine. 288 00:12:03,052 --> 00:12:05,887 London: Sorry I have to cancel our shopping trip, porsha. 289 00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:10,801 Paris must be a lot closer than I thought. 290 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,176 Hide! Ok! 291 00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:14,349 Oh! 292 00:12:14,419 --> 00:12:16,187 Ohh! Ohh! 293 00:12:24,718 --> 00:12:26,419 Ooh! 294 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:29,725 Mirror: Oh, you look lovely. 295 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,267 Esteban, no time to flirt. 296 00:12:31,338 --> 00:12:32,571 We have to hide! 297 00:12:32,642 --> 00:12:34,576 I'm sorry. It's not every day you get a compliment 298 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:35,948 From such a pretty mirror. 299 00:12:36,019 --> 00:12:37,853 London: No offense, porsha, 300 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,328 But your dad doesn't have a satellite. 301 00:12:42,238 --> 00:12:44,006 Uh-huh. 302 00:12:44,078 --> 00:12:45,778 Ok. 303 00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:48,952 Well, maybe we'll go to paris next weekend. 304 00:12:49,026 --> 00:12:50,326 Follow me. 305 00:12:50,397 --> 00:12:52,298 I think we can make it out through bikini boulevard. 306 00:12:54,242 --> 00:12:56,076 Cody! Whoa! 307 00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,522 Right here. 308 00:13:03,905 --> 00:13:07,241 Cody, why are you curled up in a ball behind the couch? 309 00:13:07,315 --> 00:13:09,917 Well, raven had this feeling 310 00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:12,459 That something horrible was going to happen to me. 311 00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:15,300 It involved a sneeze and a bell. 312 00:13:15,374 --> 00:13:19,110 You know, I had a boyfriend once who was very superstitious. 313 00:13:19,186 --> 00:13:21,253 Oh, here we go. 314 00:13:22,496 --> 00:13:25,131 Yeah. He had this lucky belt that he wore everyday. 315 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,471 Never left the house without it. 316 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:27,374 And one day, he forgot it, 317 00:13:27,444 --> 00:13:28,377 And you know what happened? 318 00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:30,949 His pants fell down? 319 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,389 Actually, he got hit by a bus. 320 00:13:34,298 --> 00:13:36,466 But he lived. 321 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,444 Thanks. 322 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,349 That was really comforting, mom. 323 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,388 I think I'll go cover myself in bubble wrap 324 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:45,895 And hide behind the couch again. 325 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,434 Honey, honey, honey, honey. 326 00:13:47,506 --> 00:13:50,508 You can find fear in anything if you look hard enough. 327 00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:52,016 Life is full of risks, 328 00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:53,987 But you can't spend your whole life hiding. 329 00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:56,460 Easy for you to say. 330 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:59,135 Most of your life is over. 331 00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:05,758 And on that note, 332 00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:09,932 I am going to go get dressed for work on my birthday. 333 00:14:10,844 --> 00:14:12,378 Hey, cody. Where are you? 334 00:14:12,449 --> 00:14:14,016 You've got to check out this--whoa! 335 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,526 Right here. 336 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:24,179 This is getting ridiculous. 337 00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:29,056 Look, mom's surprise party is in 20 minutes. 338 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,501 You are going to be there. 339 00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:31,772 No! 340 00:14:31,842 --> 00:14:33,743 I am not going to let you ruin mom's birthday. 341 00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,883 Raven said some kid in a sweater vest 342 00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:36,888 Is going to get hurt. 343 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:39,025 So, I'll wear your sweater vest, 344 00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:41,132 And you can wear my favorite school shirt. 345 00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:43,272 I'd rather take my chances. 346 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:46,814 Fine. Then pick one of my other shirts and I'll wear this. 347 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,823 I'm not scared. 348 00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:50,929 Oh, no! 349 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:52,235 What? 350 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,972 I look like a dork! 351 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,413 Ha ha ha ha! 352 00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:08,685 Hey, buddy. 353 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:11,657 Could I borrow your finger for a second? 354 00:15:11,732 --> 00:15:13,599 Here. 355 00:15:14,506 --> 00:15:16,407 You ok there, shaky shakerton? 356 00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:20,015 Arwin, do you believe people can sense things 357 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,324 That happen in the future? 358 00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,129 No. It's a bunch of bologna. 359 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,233 I went to a palm reader once. 360 00:15:24,304 --> 00:15:25,504 She said I'd lose all my hair, 361 00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:27,107 Spend my life as a failed inventor 362 00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:29,214 Forever trying to impress a woman who would never love me. 363 00:15:29,285 --> 00:15:30,786 What a goof. 364 00:15:30,857 --> 00:15:32,657 Yeah. Way off. 365 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,999 Would you relax? 366 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:38,505 How can I relax when a bell can go off at any minute? 367 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,647 I hear footsteps! 368 00:15:39,718 --> 00:15:40,885 Hide! 369 00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:45,263 All: Surprise! 370 00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:47,669 [screaming] 371 00:15:47,742 --> 00:15:50,543 This is the best hotel ever! 372 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,985 [groans] 373 00:15:53,058 --> 00:15:54,292 Oh, you all trippin'. 374 00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:56,363 I wasn't supposed to be here anyway. 375 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,703 Hey, maddie! 376 00:15:58,776 --> 00:16:00,777 What's going on? Did london like my dress? 377 00:16:00,849 --> 00:16:02,884 Yeah. She sure did. 378 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:05,057 I'll send you the picture in the magazine when it comes out. 379 00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,063 Ok. Where is she? 380 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,099 'cause I got to show her my other stuff. 381 00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:08,102 No, no, no. She's busy right now. 382 00:16:08,172 --> 00:16:09,439 But I'll give her the message. Ok? 383 00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:11,577 Carey's coming! Hide again! 384 00:16:15,294 --> 00:16:17,095 All: Surprise! 385 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,367 [groans] 386 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,004 Hey, is this your guys' first surprise party? 387 00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:22,977 'cause y'all ain't doing a very good job. 388 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,952 What's going on? 389 00:16:25,024 --> 00:16:26,524 We're having a surprise party for carey. 390 00:16:26,595 --> 00:16:28,963 Surprise. 391 00:16:29,036 --> 00:16:31,270 All: Surprise! 392 00:16:31,343 --> 00:16:32,443 Oh, no. 393 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,047 No, don't do it. Don't do it. 394 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,118 Don't do-- 395 00:16:35,188 --> 00:16:36,755 The crying number. 396 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,666 Mom, mom, don't cry. 397 00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:42,873 We were just kidding about you being old. 398 00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:44,212 Yeah. 399 00:16:44,283 --> 00:16:46,451 We were torturing you to make you think we didn't care 400 00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:49,258 So you'd be that much happier when we surprised you. 401 00:16:49,331 --> 00:16:51,833 Huh? Huh? 402 00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:55,044 It was zack's idea. 403 00:16:56,587 --> 00:17:00,490 I'm crying because I'm happy. 404 00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:03,835 ♪ for she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 405 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,512 ♪ for she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 406 00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:10,621 ♪ for she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 407 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,901 ♪ which nobody can deny ♪ 408 00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:18,982 Thank you. 409 00:17:19,056 --> 00:17:19,989 Thank you. 410 00:17:20,059 --> 00:17:22,093 Oh, I see you put my age on the cake. 411 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,167 Mmm. Frosting. 412 00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:28,312 Carey, I got you something you are going to love. 413 00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:31,019 Oh, arwin. Oh, you shouldn't have. 414 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,660 I love this! 415 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,601 It's lovely. 416 00:17:34,671 --> 00:17:36,272 It's--it's just what I wanted. 417 00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:37,610 It's--what is it? 418 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,582 It's a robot babysitter. 419 00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:42,457 Oh. Very nice. 420 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,895 So now you can go out whenever you want, 421 00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:45,900 Like to the hotel's engineer's ball this Saturday at 7:30. 422 00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:47,873 Wear the red dress with the flower? 423 00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:50,713 Arwin, thank you for the gift. 424 00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:53,155 Oh! Achoo! 425 00:17:53,228 --> 00:17:55,329 [cell phone rings] 426 00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:56,602 Hide! 427 00:17:56,672 --> 00:17:58,606 Oh! Oh! It plays hide and seek, too. 428 00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,611 Watch. 429 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,715 Ready or not, here I come. 430 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:02,888 Past your bedtime. 431 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,091 Past your bedtime. 432 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,762 Past your bedtime. 433 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:06,900 Find the twins. 434 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,805 Find the twins. 435 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,210 Babysitter mom! Babysitter mom! 436 00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:12,549 Aah! No! No! 437 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,421 Error 31. Error 93. 438 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,294 Error 93. 439 00:18:17,536 --> 00:18:18,636 Defend mode, defend mode. 440 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,608 Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey! 441 00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:22,615 [all screaming] 442 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,618 [person sneezes] 443 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:24,888 [fire alarm ringing] 444 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,493 [all screaming] 445 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:30,633 Sneezing, bells. It's all coming true. 446 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,477 Stay back. Go away. 447 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:34,083 Aah! 448 00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:38,862 Dude, you were right. 449 00:18:38,935 --> 00:18:41,837 I had nothing to worry about. 450 00:18:47,495 --> 00:18:51,031 Well, at least this dress survived. 451 00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:52,039 Oh, my goodness. 452 00:18:52,108 --> 00:18:54,009 I cannot wait to show london my design. 453 00:18:54,081 --> 00:18:55,982 You know, I really don't think you'll find london in here. 454 00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:57,989 She doesn't hang out much at the tipton. 455 00:19:00,635 --> 00:19:03,203 Oh, my goodness! Thank you so much. 456 00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:04,944 Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness. 457 00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:06,148 London is wearing my designs. 458 00:19:06,219 --> 00:19:08,020 I know who's getting the mechanical pencil. 459 00:19:08,092 --> 00:19:09,893 It's me. It's me. 460 00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,464 It's me. It's me. 461 00:19:11,536 --> 00:19:14,337 London, tell our readers what you're wearing. 462 00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:16,279 This is a one-of-a-kind-- 463 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,051 Rita baxter! That's me! Check it out! 464 00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,123 Ooh, babe. 465 00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:22,732 Wait. 466 00:19:22,803 --> 00:19:26,339 This dress is an original atora vitalli. Huh? 467 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,548 I can show you the label. 468 00:19:27,618 --> 00:19:30,720 Um...Ok. He is tripping. 469 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,696 Ok. I am sure this is one of those misunderstandings 470 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,769 We are all going to laugh at in 5 years. 471 00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:39,314 Ok. Maybe 10 years. 472 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,788 This is not funny. 473 00:19:40,859 --> 00:19:42,393 Do you have something to do with this? 474 00:19:42,464 --> 00:19:43,631 Ok. I'm sorry. 475 00:19:43,701 --> 00:19:45,936 It's just that london wouldn't wear anything 476 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:47,408 Unless it was a big name designer, 477 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,546 So I sort of switched labels. 478 00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,420 And you thought that would work? 479 00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,526 Well, I gave it a shot. 480 00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:55,332 I knew how much this meant to you. 481 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:56,871 Wait a minute. 482 00:19:56,941 --> 00:20:00,244 I'm wearing something made by someone who's not famous? 483 00:20:00,318 --> 00:20:02,920 I've never done that before. 484 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,195 Even my diapers were designer. 485 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,705 Well, at least mom liked our dance. 486 00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,479 Well, after the flood, fire, 487 00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:11,717 And a runaway robot, 488 00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:15,457 She was just happy to get out of there alive. 489 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:21,748 You're hannah montana. 490 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,323 Oh. Ooh. I almost passed out. 491 00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:32,746 You're hannah montana. 492 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:35,287 And you're wearing cake. 493 00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:38,364 Mmm. Vanilla. My favorite. 494 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,808 [squeaks] 495 00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:43,146 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 496 00:20:43,217 --> 00:20:44,984 It's the girl who's-- 497 00:20:45,056 --> 00:20:46,824 She has the name-- 498 00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:48,162 New jersey, nebraska, arizona-- 499 00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,066 Montana. Yes! 500 00:20:49,136 --> 00:20:50,203 It's hannah montana! 501 00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:51,773 Yes! Yes! 502 00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:53,010 [screaming] 503 00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:55,953 Hannah. 504 00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:58,692 I haven't seen you since you sang at my birthday last year. 505 00:20:58,765 --> 00:21:00,566 Oh, yeah. I had a blast. 506 00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:04,473 By the way, y'all still haven't paid me for that. 507 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,017 Well, that's how the rich stay rich. 508 00:21:06,088 --> 00:21:07,421 You know it's right. 509 00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:08,759 Oh, I love your dress. 510 00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:09,595 This thing? 511 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:10,465 Where'd you get it? 512 00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:11,935 Oh, that's me. That's me. 513 00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,507 Raven baxter, I'm listed. You can look it up. 514 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,381 Well, I'm hosting an award show next week. 515 00:21:16,452 --> 00:21:18,020 Can you make me another one? 516 00:21:18,091 --> 00:21:19,892 Sorry. This is a one of a kind. 517 00:21:19,964 --> 00:21:21,798 It was made for me and only me. 518 00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:23,304 I thought you didn't like it. 519 00:21:23,374 --> 00:21:25,542 A girl can change her mind, can't she? 520 00:21:25,614 --> 00:21:27,682 Well, I want a raven original. 521 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,822 Let me have a look at it. 522 00:21:29,894 --> 00:21:31,895 Oh, hold on a second, my ring's caught to it. 523 00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:33,000 What are you doing? 524 00:21:33,071 --> 00:21:34,571 Hannah, let go. 525 00:21:34,642 --> 00:21:37,243 Like I have a choice. Seriously. 526 00:21:37,317 --> 00:21:38,918 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 527 00:21:38,989 --> 00:21:40,756 London tipton and hannah montana 528 00:21:40,828 --> 00:21:42,428 Are having a cat fight over my dress. 529 00:21:42,499 --> 00:21:43,499 Aah! 530 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,137 This is the best day of my life. 531 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,441 [rip] 532 00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:47,445 You ripped it. 533 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,882 No. You ripped it. 534 00:21:48,953 --> 00:21:50,387 Oh, no she didn't. 535 00:21:56,409 --> 00:21:58,410 Ok. These are the nicest things I own. 536 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,116 What do you think of this one? 537 00:22:00,187 --> 00:22:01,921 Mirror: Eh. 538 00:22:01,993 --> 00:22:03,160 This one? 539 00:22:03,229 --> 00:22:05,064 I don't think so. 540 00:22:05,135 --> 00:22:07,603 Yeah. Well, that frame makes you look fat. 541 00:22:07,677 --> 00:22:08,710 Uh-huh. 542 00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:13,150 Well, I kind of like your shoes. 543 00:22:13,227 --> 00:22:14,260 Really? 544 00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,464 No. Psyche! 545 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,568 Ha ha ha! 546 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:19,739 You know, the mirror in hat world 547 00:22:19,814 --> 00:22:21,181 Is a lot nicer than you. 548 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:22,385 Hey, honey. 549 00:22:22,455 --> 00:22:23,655 The eighties called. 550 00:22:23,726 --> 00:22:25,727 They want their clothes back. 551 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:30,327 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0